Trump kills man

Trump's well armed snipers took out an innocent civilian today as the former president of united states applied red liquid to his perfectly intact ear.

Many are applauding this cold blooded murder as a great political move for Trump, who has recently returned from his semester at magic camp. Supporters applaud his swift and barely noticeable slight of hand, with one supporter recorded as saying:

"I didn't notice him get shot, but he sure nailed the defiant gaze at the end. Getting shot is a harder stunt for an actor to pull off"

At time of reporting, Trump is unsure whether to get the ring piercing or just go with the "shard of glass" story.

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